Plot Twist THIS

by VelvetFletcher on October 15, 2013

in Humour,People are annoying

You know what annoys me? Being told the book I’m reading has a plot twist. Because then I spend all my time waiting for the twist and wondering if the bit I just read was it.

“Was that the twist? Is this what everyone was talking about?”

Newsflash: Telling someone there is a twist is a SPOILER. You might not think so, but it is, and now I hate you.

The next time someone says “You will love this book, it has the BEST twist in it!” I am going to punch them in the face.

BAM.

Plot twist motherfucker. You didn’t see that coming.

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